Mr Minogue
"It's not important what year a person was born and what year they died. What is important is what they did in between" - Mr Minogue.
"Take a note on that" - Mr Minogue, every lesson, after pretending not to read the material from the textbook, and before beginning the Pick 'em, Lick 'em, Roll 'em, Flick 'em, into the tum tum yum yum yum... routine.
"You're sick, boy! Go to matron!" - Mr Minogue to Danny Rotman. Danny was not one of the four students whom Mr Minogue knew by name.
"You're a pimple on the arse of society" - Mr Minogue to an older class.
"Mr Minogue and I are good friends" - Miss Starling, explaining her horror that someone had scrawled 'Revive Education Remove Minogue' outside the music room.
Mr Noonan told us about a group of his students who electrified the door of the physics room for a prank. The actual victim, however, was Mr Minogue, who happened to come for a visit.
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