Moments to Remember

Michael Hirsch being asked by Mr Phoenix to get the duster that happened to be tossed out onto the roof of the junior school. As soon as Michael climbed out the window, Mr Phoenix shut the window and locked him out leaving him on the roof for a period of time....

Poor Mr Bodey after Maurice Rotblat hit a baseball that was heading from one end of the oval to the other...He unfortunately stopped it standing only 15 metres away using the front of his shorts as opposed to his baseball glove...He was taken by trailer attached to the tractor to matron... probably received an aspirin!

"An inch above your knee" - The girls had to kneel on a chair and have their dress measured...

Rule 1...No sideburns below the mid of the ear..."Yeeeees Jeffrey (Keller), so what year are you in?"Mr Fergus thinking he was talking to a boy in Form 5 or Form 6 because he has sideburns towards his chin..."Form 2 Sir"....Mr Fergus was speechless!

The mess the "atoms" kept making in the science wing...and the sheep's eye Mr Jagger tossed at Georgina who was interrupting him..

The speaker set that was installed into the matric centre, thanks to Irving...and the local drive-in

A self declared Form 4-6 day from the students of the class (not forgetting the Hawaiian shirts and the Number 96 Play )

Gary Mrocki coming up from morning service breakfast meets Paul Glass in the corridor. Mrocki: Hey Paul I just had 7 hard boiled eggs for breakfast. Glass: What are you talking about you'd be dead if you had that many eggs. Mrocki: I did. Glass : Crap Mrocki: I did Glass: Prove it

Pea shooting at the speaker box during Hebrew. I believe the peas are still stuck to the speaker! (Ashley West)

Sylvain Mani fighting with the bus driver while the bus was leaving school. Sylvain's sister was late to the bus and Sylvain kept opening the door while the driver kept shutting it. I learnt a few French swear words that day! (Ashley West)

After Mr.Noonan had a heart attack he was given a Playboy magazine to aid his recovery

The amount of dribble on Paul Glass's chin during his wrestling career with Paul Leiba

I can remember that some students did a very good imitation of the bell, so much so that some Hebrew teachers were duly taken in and dismissed the class. (Perry Zamek)

A letter from Rafi (Gary) Sackville to Mr. Ranoschy, during our year together on kibbutz, began: Shalom Alex Habibi (my friend, or, more colloquially, "mate"). - (Perry Zamek)

In Mr Barnard's geography class, upon Jeff Gdanski being asked what was the primary industry in the Sahara desert - "Lumbering"! (Howard Nessen)

In a Form 5 math class [lady teacher], Tank had pushed Sue Fischer's desk under a ledge and Sue couldn't get sit down. Teacher comes over to sort out the problem and says to Tank...."Jeff - give her six inches......" (Howard Nessen)

Getting told off by Mr Noonan for coming to class with nicotine stains on my fingers.....and getting called "Nicotine Nessen" for the last term by Noonan. (Howard Nessen)

It must have been in Form 2. Mrs. Fuzy became annoyed with Jacob Dessauer, and called him to the front of the classroom. We all cracked up over the difference in height (Jacob was already around 6 feet). - (Perry Zamek)

Mr. Wunderlich assigned us to write a 10-line biography of Rabbi Yehuda Halevi (in Jewish History). Steven Prawer handed in 10 pages. Mr.Wunderlich's written comment, at the end of the first page: "I've read it to here. I assume it's all there. 10/10". - (Perry Zamek)

My mother prepared delicious salami and salad rolls for my lunch. Glen Sutton & Ronald Sweet (the dears), brought it to the teacher's attention that I was not permitted to come to school with the salami and salad roll. The teacher, Miss Coffee, began to reprimand me, however, she then noticed how delicious it looked. She then gave me a look, which I took to mean that I was allowed to bring the roll, but not to let others see it! - (Sylvia Cukierman)

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